both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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