don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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