Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Randomize
