At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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