I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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