Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
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