I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
dude i'm inner monologue high
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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