Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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