Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Everything about him screamed your future.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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