census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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