so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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