"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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