He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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