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Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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