You're so nebulous sometimes
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
Randomize
