Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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