Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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