now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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