I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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