Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
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