Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
My dick has a subreddit
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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