Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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