ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Vodka?
Forever.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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