ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I need to align my fucking chakras
what the fuck happened to the tacos
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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