Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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