Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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