Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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