I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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