he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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