i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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