you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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