i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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