glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
How does one acquire holy water?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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