you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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