Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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