he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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