When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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