Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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