I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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