CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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