I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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