and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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