I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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