That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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