She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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