he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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