Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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