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garbage dick
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you win
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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