it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
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