Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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