I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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