Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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