"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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